The Dogs of War

 

 

A wounded Placidi has revealed Piero's secrets to Leo, reminding all of the baddies among our readers to not betray cohorts who know your plans for European domination or they might spill the beans. Or as Placidi says: "He should have treated me better!" Realizing the extent of Piero's schemes, Leo hurries to the workshop to sabotage his marvelous super weapon. Rocco walks in and catches him and Leo explains to him that Piero killed his father. Naturally, Rocco doesn't believe him and (characteristically) threatens to have Leo executed for treason. In a crowning moment of awesome, Verrocchio daringly knocks the hot-headed Duke out with a painting.

 

A thing of beauty is a weapon forever

 

 To prove to Rocco that Piero is a traitor, Mac and Rocco hide inside the tank and Leo confronts Piero with the handkerchief stained with cyanide that he used to kill the Duke. He readily admits to Leo that he did indeed kill the Duke, finally convincing the rather dimwitted Rocco that he is a major threat. Piero believes Leo's assertion that he hasn't told anyone else yet and tries to wheedle him into joining in his quest for continent-wide conquest. Naturally, Leo refuses to participate in his nefarious scheme and Piero moves to kill him. Mac and Rocco pop out of hiding to save Leo. 

 

*Insert random joke about Inigo Montoya*

 

 Rocco orders his men to arrest Piero, but it turns out they are secretly under Medici control and Rocco and the boys are seized. Leo refuses to right his sabotage of the machine, so Piero orders his men to kill Mac. 

 

 

 

 Leo replaces the missing parts to save Mac, but in the end it does no good as Piero claims that the pair are spies from Milan and throws them and Rocco in a cell in the Medici palace. He decides to frame Mac and Leo for Rocco's murder and plans to proceed with the invasion of Milan. At this moment one begins to wonder what has happened to Tom, but forgets just as quickly since things are getting really interesting.

 

"Crap! We've spent almost the whole series in jail!"

Meanwhile, Lorenzo has gone by Mac's house and found Placidi who reveals all. Lorenzo goes to the house where he and Lisa were held after the masqued ball and tries the key Placidi gives him. It fits and he is forced to acknowledge that his own father had him kidnapped. He runs to find Leo just in time to see Piero's men drag him away from Verrocchio's workshop. When Piero lies to him about the whereabouts of Rocco, Lorenzo realizes all of Leo's past suspicions about his father are true. 

 

"NOOOOOOOO!"

 

 He steals the key to the cell from his father and shows up seemingly to express his disgust at his friend's traitorous ways. However, he has really drugged the guards and springs the trio from their cell. Lorenzo confronts his father who tries to persuade him to join him. Lorenzo refuses, but is unable to bring himself to kill his own father. Rocco easily disarms the remainder of the Medici guards and the heroic band rushes to seize the tank before Piero can use it. Alas, they are too late, arriving just in time to see the tank burst out of Verrocchio's workshop. 

 

Although about to die horribly, Leo couldn't help pausing to admire his workmanship

 

Rocco orders his men to fire on the tank, but the rounds just bounce harmlessly off of the protective shell. As Piero prepares to fire on Rocco and his men he discovers that the tank's cannon will not work. Evil triumph quickly turns to dismay and howling rage as Tom at last makes an appearance. 

 

"Looking for this?"

 

She cleverly disguised herself as a cleaning girl and sneaked past Piero's guards to remove the flint from Leo's tank. With the super weapon out of commission, Piero challenges Rocco to one-on-one combat. Piero goads Rocco into losing his temper and he stabs him through the torso. Piero then moves to regain the upper hand with the confused Florentine throng, claiming that it was Rocco who killed the former Duke. He has Verrocchio, Mac and Tom arrested for conspiring with the Duke. Leo desperately grabs a sword to defend his friends, but unfortunately he has no idea how to use it. 

 

 

 

 

As Piero prepares to kill him, Leo strikes the flint off of his blade forming a spark that burns Piero's eyes and Leo disarms him. Lorenzo denounces his father and he is dragged away to be executed for treason. Leo is universally regarded as the hero of Florence and everyone celebrates except for Lorenzo who is upset over his father. His friends manage to cheer him up slightly and everyone is happy as Piero is at last defeated. 

 

Happily ever after

 

Lose a father, regain a fencing tutor

 

 Not so fast. Cut to the Florentine jail where Piero persuades the jailer to deliver a mysterious message for him. Cue evil smile and series three is properly set up. 

 

Florence really needs a larger jail

 

This was a nicely staged series finale with each of the friend's stories being shown in flashback. With plenty of sword fights and more allegiance changing guards than you can shake a stick at, "The Dogs of War" has something for everyone. Whether or not Leonardo will be commissioned for a second series is not yet certain. We will have to see if all we get is two series. In the mean time for the love of God, CBBC please just release some DVDs!

 

The Tortoise and The Hare

 Huzzah! Rocco the true Duke has returned and Piero's evil plans have been thwarted once more! But trouble still looms. Mac is in love with Lorenzo's bride-to-be Angelica and Leo has been tricked into making fabulous and dangerous war machines for the nefarious Piero.

Rocco, the Duke of Milan (But for how long?)

Piero is put into further jeopardy when the enthusiastic Rocco proves ready to invade Milan and avenge his father's death. Naturally Piero (who poisoned the Duke and blamed it on Milan) does not want him anywhere near Milan, so he has to come up with a quick plan to distract him. Leo is working on a war machine designed after his pet turtle Tiberius. This provides a convenient distraction for Rocco.

Tiberius, whose shell gives Leo the idea for a powerful weapon

However, he is skeptical about relying on the designs of a teenaged boy expounding on the defensive potential of his tiny pet. 

Skeptical face

Drama unfolds when a lovestruck Mac confesses his feelings for Angelica to Leo who thinks he should "go for it". Tom is not at all surprised at the revelation as she noticed the couple exchanging lovey dovey glances. Lorenzo does not agree and is furious at Mac for falling in love with his fiancée, even though he thinks she is the most tiresome person on the planet.

Property c. 1467

 Leo decides to test out his new invention which is a panel of wood joined together with brass rivets. He fires a cannon at the panel, which alas splinters and allows the cannonball through.

Luckily, they moved first

 Unfortunately, it also breaks the statue of the former Duke, earning Leo the wrath of his son. He accuses Leo of treason and orders him to be put to death. Despite Verrocchio's pleas for mercy, Leo is lined up to face a firing squad. Tom stubbornly refuses to move out of the way and is soon joined by her friends.

Pulling a Spartacus

 Unwilling to have multiple Florentines cut down in public, Rocco postpones Leo's execution and Lorenzo begs Piero to use his influence and convince Rocco to spare Leo's life. Leo spends his time in jail covering the walls with his latest design: an early prototype of a tank.

In jail... again

Upon seeing this design, Piero decides he must save Leo's life so the ultimate weapon can be built. He discovers that Rocco's anger towards Leo's actions is based on an underlying guilt at his failure to save his father. He persuades Rocco to both pardon Leo and allow him to build his prototype tank. Leo improves his design and successfully demonstrates it to Rocco's satisfaction. Piero is delighted that his evil plans are back on track as all he has to do is polish off Rocco when Leo completes his fabulous weapon.

Pictured: new and improved tank material thingy

Meanwhile, back at the Medici palace Lorenzo confronts Angelica about her relationship with Mac. She readily admits that she is in love with Mac and that she doesn't want to marry Lorenzo. Lorenzo decides to ask his father if they can break the betrothal. Predictably, Piero is not pleased with their decision and tells him in no uncertain terms that the marriage will proceed as planned.

Did we mention that he is evil?

This was probably one of my favorite episodes of the season. Piero's plotting actually had some action to back it up. There was a romance storyline without it dominating the plot and the new Duke Clayton Boyd (looking like a taller version of Errol Flynn) had some pretty funny lines.

"WTF? I'm in charge of funny lines!"

Sadly, I am afraid that enormous creaking noise you hear is the Mac/Tom ship being dismantled for scrap. She seemed unfazed that Mac likes someone else, and is still so into Leo that she almost got shot by a firing squad.

Devotion

Also, the music! In this episode Colin Ryan sings the famous Carnival Song written by Lorenzo de' Medici himself. The original Italian version can be heard below.

 He also sings an English translation of the Italian poem "Una dona el cor m'ha tolto" ("Thus did a lady take my heart"). With luck there'll be more tunes from Colin in future episodes!

Stupid Cupid

Leo's father asks Leo to design the invitations for his wedding to Francesca. The only catch: he still has not told her about Leo's existence. As eager for paternal approval as ever, Leo borrows a baby to pose as Cupid for the invitations and the cute little pest ends up wreaking havoc in Verrocchio's studio. 

Keeping baby happy

When Leo finishes the invitations, his father praises them but has decided to invite only Verrocchio. Leo is shattered as his (cowardly) father wants to keep his only son a secret from his presumably child-hating bride. 

 Meanwhile, Mac lands in hot water when Gorgoni the smuggler comes after him after he turns him in. Little does he know that Gorgoni has escaped from the authorities and is out for revenge. 

The incompetent local authorities

 War with Milan is looming on the horizon and Lorenzo is itching to fight. His mother has other ideas and warns her precious piccolo tortellini that he will not be allowed to fight and must stay home with Angelica. Sick of Angelica, Lorenzo pays Mac to entertain her so he can get some peace. Posing as Lorenzo's cousin Count Gianlucca di Modina di Batista di Lampedusa, Mac shows Angelica around Florence. She forces him to give money to some beggars and demands that he take her to the most expensive restaurant in Florence. 

"Oh my God, the bill!"

Mac discovers another side to Angelica when she tells him about her carefully ordered existence where she has no choice in either the way she wants to live her life or even her husband. Mac in turn tells her about his crush on Lisa. Gorgoni shows up and ruins the convivial atmosphere by kidnapping both Mac and Angelica. 

Conveniently tied up back to back

Lorenzo goes to Leo and Tom for help and Tom remembers that Mac mentioned Gorgoni to her. They race off to find Gorgoni who has decided to sneak out of Florence by posing as Angelica's uncle. Leo finds them at the city gates and creates a diversion by starting a fire with a magnifying glass. Mac is able to disarm the man holding him at gunpoint. Leaving a lovestruck Mac behind, Angelica hurries back to the Medici palace for Piero's coronation as Duke of Florence. Just as Piero is about to be crowned, a man bursts in declaring he is Rocco son of the former Duke, previously believed to be drowned at sea.
(To be continued…)

Called it!

I'd like to gloat point out that I predicted Rocco's appearance a couple of weeks ago. Also, Clayton Boyd who plays Rocco, is reputedly a skilled swordsman so hopefully that means we'll see a lot of swashbuckling in future episodes!

Here's hoping that Angelica doesn't go back to her snooty former self now that she has a handsome young thief lord (Although she's still unhappily engaged to Lorenzo).

It looks like Tom might start looking at Mac differently now that he is interested in someone else; the well-known "I didn't want you, but now you want someone else so I want you" syndrome (aka Green-Eyed Epiphany).

"Leo, Mac just suddenly seems so hot!"